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Well’ard Reshad embarks on Sponsored Suicide for Charity

Well’ard Reshad, an early adopter of iBiryani’s proprietary EBP technology, is jumping out of a plane (for charity). We here at iBiryani’s global HQ have decided to support this dubious endeavour and are sponsoring the event.

We have offered to donate £20 if Well’ard Reshad jumps with a parachute and £150 if he jumps without one. Let’s see how committed he is to his cause…watch this space for live updates (you bunch of ghouls).

UPDATE
Someone identifying himself only as “Anni LLCoolJ from Nigeria” has pledged £5,000 if the jump is performed “sans chute”.

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/reshad-cassim

 

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Satya Nadella joins the iBiryani team

Satya Nadella

Please join us in welcoming Satya Nadella to the iBiryani empire. “The Satman”, as he is known to friends and colleagues in the industry, will be heading up the Business Process Re-engineering team looking at innovative ways ways to maximise profitability by cutting expenditure on human “resources”.